Lazy Lana
Twenty years of ad spend.
One prompt session.
Google Ads, Meta campaigns, local SEO, comedy booking — built by someone who managed hundreds of millions in ad spend for Gap, Capital One, and 50+ brands. Now it's a guide, not a retainer. $29 – $59 each.
Meet Lana
Lana runs digital marketing campaigns and does standup comedy. She's managed hundreds of millions in ad spend for Gap, Old Navy, Capital One, Mini, Valvoline, and 50+ brands. She's performed at the Comedy Store, Hollywood Improv, and Netflix Is A Joke Festival. These guides are what she'd actually hand you if you asked her how to do it yourself.
Bundles
Buy once. Save more. Stay lazy.
Marketing Bundle
$89Ads Audit + Ads Engine
Save $9Local + Online Bundle
$129All 3 marketing products
Save $18Comedian Bundle
$99All 3 comedian products
Save $18Full Lana Vault
$199All 6 products
Save $65Questions
Do I need to know Google Ads to use the Ads Engine?
No. The prompts walk you through campaign structure, targeting, bidding, and copy. You paste them into AI, answer the questions about your business, and get a campaign plan you can set up yourself. The guide covers Search, Shopping, pMax, prospecting, and retargeting.
I run a local business. Which product do I start with?
Lazy Local Marketing. It covers Google Business Profile, local SEO, reviews, and Google LSA in one system. If you also run paid ads, add the Ads Engine.
The comedian products — are these for full-time comics or open mic-ers?
Both. If you're booking your own shows, submitting to festivals, or trying to fill seats, these work. The booking guide is cold-email-to-bookers. The promo guide is how to actually sell tickets instead of posting three days before the show.
Is this a subscription?
No. One-time purchase. Use it forever. Run it every quarter, every campaign, every festival cycle. No recurring charges.
Which AI tool do I need?
Each product works with Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini. Pick whichever you already have. Setup guide covers all three.
How is this different from hiring an agency?
An agency charges you monthly, assigns a junior account manager, and runs your campaigns behind a dashboard you can't read. This gives you the same campaign frameworks — built by someone who ran them at scale — for a one-time cost. You own the knowledge.