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    Lazy Emergency Prep
    Works with any AI — free tiers included

    For lifestyle

    Lazy Emergency Prep

    "10 minutes every 365 days can save lives." — September 26 Project. 100% of proceeds donated.
    Never think about it again.

    $29

    Works with: Works with any AI — free tiers included. Subscription not included.

    Recommended tools — tested and optimized for the workflows in this guide. Results may vary by tool version and subscription tier.

    The problem

    There's a fire alarm at 3am. Your kids are screaming. Your elderly parent is on the second floor. Your dog is hiding. You have 90 seconds to get everyone out. Do you have a plan? Do your kids know the plan? Does your parent know where to go?

    Most families have no emergency plan. Not because they don't care — because it feels overwhelming. Where do you even start? FEMA's 72-hour kit checklist is 47 pages long. Nobody reads it. Nobody does it.

    And if anyone in your household has a disability, mobility limitation, is neurodivergent, or is very young or very old — the generic plans don't work. A standard evacuation plan assumes everyone can hear the alarm, walk down stairs, and process instructions under panic. That's not every family.

    What if you could upload photos of your home, answer questions about your family, and get a personalized safety plan that accounts for every person in your household — including the ones generic plans forget about?

    The math

    Not having a plan when it matters: A human life

    Lazy Emergency Prep: $29. Once. 100% goes to the September 26 Project.

    "10 minutes every 365 days can save lives." — September 26 Project. Every dollar from this product funds their mission to equip families with safety plans regardless of ability.

    What's included

    Personalized home safety plan

    Room-by-room exit routes for YOUR home so everyone knows where to go at 3am

    Household member profiles

    A plan that accounts for every person — kids, elderly, disabled, neurodivergent, and pets

    Scenario-specific plans

    Know exactly what to do for fire, flooding, power outage, severe weather, and more

    Accessibility-first design

    Mobility, sensory, and cognitive needs built into every route and every scenario from the start

    Go-bag checklist builder

    A packed go-bag with your family's specific medications, documents, and supplies ready tonight

    Printable emergency cards

    Fridge cards, exit maps, and contact sheets clear enough for a panicked 8-year-old to follow

    Practice drill guide

    Run a drill with your whole family so the plan actually works when adrenaline takes over

    Video walkthrough

    Watch a personalized safety plan get built for a real home in 14 minutes

    What you need

    • Any AI tool — works on free tiers (Claude, Gemini, GPT). Paid plans just give you more room before hitting limits.
    • Photos of your home (rooms, exits, hallways, stairs)
    • Info about everyone in your household (ages, abilities, needs, medications)
    • 1-2 hours to build the full plan, then 30 minutes twice a year to update

    Get the system

    $29one time

    • Personalized home safety plan
    • Household member profiles
    • Scenario-specific plans
    • Accessibility-first design
    • Go-bag checklist builder

    Requires Claude Pro subscription. Not included.

    Questions

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